wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

(via sorry)

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im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via squirrel666)

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oomshi:

i’m going to glue 1,000 cotton balls onto my body so i can finally become a cloud

(via c4duceus)

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imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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(via crystallized-teardrops)

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legalmexican:

Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom

(via giggle)

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tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this