amoying:

im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive

(via unescapable)

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summercollapsedintofall:

"Each time you read a book, a tree smiles knowing there’s life after death."

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt, via dutchster)

397,129 notes

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

(Source: j5h, via hate)

337,486 notes

meeevs:

ive gotten pretty far in my education with the assumption that if there is an “all of the above” option, that’s the answer.

if not, the longest answer is the answer.

(via sorry)

848 notes

cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

(via b-uria)

323,270 notes

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

(via unescapable)

371,244 notes
uberconfusedfallenangel:

firstbeanstalk:

jaredsmonologue:

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

SIGNAL BOOST 

I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASH.

soon, friend. soon