I love making my own dinner. 😃

amoying:

im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive

(via unescapable)

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summercollapsedintofall:

"Each time you read a book, a tree smiles knowing there’s life after death."

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt, via dutchster)

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xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

(Source: j5h, via hate)

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meeevs:

ive gotten pretty far in my education with the assumption that if there is an “all of the above” option, that’s the answer.

if not, the longest answer is the answer.

(via sorry)

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cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

(via b-uria)

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howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

(via unescapable)

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